Today I managed to get tons of shit done at work and didn’t get sick all day!!! Success!! For almost a week I was as sick as I have ever been in my teen and young adult life. Thank god I am typically a healthy person because it was miserable. Hoping to make a full recovery before leaving for Mardi Gras on Wednesday!!!
Go all the way →
thefortressofsteezhood: “If you’re going to try, go all the way. Otherwise, don’t even start. This could mean losing girlfriends, wives, relatives and maybe even your mind. It could mean not eating for three or four days. It could mean freezing on a park bench. It could mean jail. It could mean derision. It could mean mockery—isolation. Isolation is the gift. All the others are a test of your...
The hours seemed languid and long. In times of grief you’re waiting for...– Robert Goolrick, The End of the World as We Know It
The Badass Perforated (aka Egg) Spoon →
Want this immediately!! For those who don’t already know, I could live on eggs for my entire life. And poached eggs just happen to be my favorite (hint, hint future husband). The One and Only used to make the BEST poached eggs on Saturday mornings when we were the only 22-year-olds that had been out raging the night before yet were up at 7:00am the next day.
From my sickbed...
The last time I can remember being throw-up sick (non-alcohol related) was when I was around five years old. My mom still had to take my sister and one of the neighbors to school so I was sitting in the front seat (because kids did that back when) throwing up into this bucket with an owl painted on it that was from my kindergarten class. Lovely image. Twenty years later I have some sort of...
I’m at your apt. Twin drove. 5-0 could have downed us. We are the...
She looks decent enough to spank.– Dude walking by talking on his cell phone
click here for a mardi gras music playlist! →
andthenitsperfect: my 10 guests (EEEEK) better come educated and able to sing-a-long. Starting my listening now!!
US Royalty →
Currently blaring this album in my headphones at work.
dpp: ridiculous email I got this morning about Australia, just sent it to your gmail
Kate: 140-160K?? take it! maybe we can pretend we're spouses and i can go too
dpp: it says boyfriends/girlfriends!!!!
Kate: haha i wonder what you have to do to make that work.. like what kind of proof
dpp2: there are enough pictures of us hugging
Kate: i bet all the pictures of us over the years would count
dpp: SAME THOUGHT
Kate: i'm not sleeping with you for a visa, but I sure as hell would dig up every picture we've ever taken over the last ten years
dpp: I'm pretty sure they cannot require you to be sleeping together
Kate: i dunno, australia is pretty lib i think...
dpp: it's a NYC based firm
Kate: ah, god fearin americans
Ah, I remember this feeling...
It’s 10:30 and I’m just now settling into my room for the night and prepared for too much internet browsing and book reading. What I plan on being no more than an hour will inevitably turn into three and then I’ll be so overloaded that I can’t calm my head down and will lie awake for another hour at least. I’ve never been a good sleeper. I have trouble falling asleep...
dpp: true life: I'm an asshole
Kate: once again, if you weren't my best friend i would hate you
Kate: you didn't email me back! I want your VDay update
Becks: ah sorry... it's too obnoxious. He's taking me to Aruba for five days.
Kate: I wish I could vomit through the internet
Becks: I know, that's why I was avoiding emailing you back
lebluegrass: one of my bosses brought me a cookie
lebluegrass: does that count as a valentine?
lebluegrass: and a homeless man asked if he could sit with me when i was eating lunch
lebluegrass: so i basically went on a date
Am I gonna get banned from this fake place for candle malfeasance??– Stranger Dan
Saturday Night - Elton John
The early morning gym disappointment edition. Woke up early today to make it to the 9am Body Pump class because it’s the only time during the week that this tiny awesome firecracker girl teaches it at my gym…. got there and the super annoying gym class manager is teaching instead. He’s so into himself I routinely want to throw a weight at him when he teaches. Oh well… at...
Is it inappropriate to wear purple tights to my office job??
And tonight's awards go to...
Award for most gentlemanly: The Senator for driving me home and waiting to drive around the corner to his house until I unlocked my own door. Award for the most UNgentlemanly: albino boy that cut in front of me for the bar line to order a cooler full of Bud Lights. Yeah, you knew you did that. Award for most awkward: Turtle boy. I know you just moved here, but you really don’t have to...
Reasons why I still hate those Dookies →
Because you never grow out of hating Duke.
Bringing back the hate
In honor of Beat Dook day, bringing back Shit Show Joe’s reaction to Duke’s first loss of the season. Now, to the point. Fuck Duke. Fuck em’. I’d prefer Hugo Chavez lead Team USA to the gold medal over that shriveled, nasally butt hugger. The sun is shining today because that skid mark of a team got an L. Joe, are you bitter because they’re so good? Fuck yes I am. What gives...
Don’t let anyone tell you different: The only good part about Duke is that it is...– (via bourbonandpearls)
Just realized that three weeks from now I’ll be getting on a plane and heading to New Orleans for Mardi Gras!
dpp: I know it's unsportsmanlike, but you need to take out their best player, just have some scrub run in and Chuck Norris roundhouse kick him in the face
Kate: haha that's not our style
dpp: I'm just saying, it would help the ENTIRE U.S.