January 2012
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December 2011
119 posts
Head on back to Loserville you dirty cardinals!
#BBN
Does he just love rules??
– Fran on the navy seal’s lifestyle
it's snowing!!!!!
Senator: you want anything from South Africa/
me: haha i don't know what i would even ask for
Senator: i dunno a shark tooth
me: ok, you can bring me back a shark tooth
please rip it out of one's mouth when you go shark diving.
Senator: haha reach out and just pull as hard as i can. done
me: yes please
Senator: hopefully i will still have my arm
me: details
Aftermath
So I rolled into Lexington yesterday afternoon with The One and Only and headed straight to Soulmate’s house to obviously start drinking immediately. Read through all my Ruckus girls Christmas cards, held back some tears, heard some gossip, and then set out for Ruckus+parents meetup. I had to go to the Navy Seal’s birthday celebration later and after the interesting things i found...
Soulmates
soulmate: i mean can you even imagine 6 months without a job?!
me: no, i would go insane
soulmate: id have gone insane
BAHA
The 50 Funniest Headlines Of 2011 →
Thank you AC.
Ranking the 31 Coolest College Towns: Chapel Hill,... →
Pre-Holidays
me: dear god...
my baby co-worker the psuedo swede...
he was just casually standing at the window staring out at the city in front of me and i'm just drooling
soulmate: hahaha
well, i have no coworkers left....
just me in an empty courthouse
naturally i plan to spend the next 2 hours looking at puppies
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Plans
First world problem: I have SO MUCH to pack for tonight.
- Heading to New York tomorrow with the padre to go to the Rangers-Islanders game with my sister and her girlfriend (it’s the first time my dad has met her and I’m very excited for the stress to finally be over for my sister, plus her gf is pretty great).
- Staying in NY through Saturday and way too excited to drag my dad and...
Nothing reminds me of holidays like a sleepover with The One and Only and Cousin Ashley.
Christmas Pity
dpp: want me to get you this for Christmas?
Deluxe Comfort Boyfriend Body Pillow - BFPB-001-01
The better you dress, the worse you can behave.
– NYE 2011 mantra (via andthenitsperfect)
I’m on fire with love and anger.
– Charles Bukowski (via fuckyeahbukowski)
In retrospect...
It probably wasn’t a good idea to drink champagne from the time we woke up yesterday until the time we went to bed.
I do not feel awesome on this Monday morning.