gleeson666:

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”

I could think of a specific coworker….

(via jaclyndeannturner)

There was a RAT in my subway car this morning.  If it had touched me i may have felt differently, but it didn’t so that was just about the funniest thing i’ve seen since moving to New York.  I’m talking grown men in suits yelling and jumping onto the subway benches and holding onto the poles.  We basically did the wave in the subway as it ran down the length of the car.  I’m sure everyone at the next stop thought someone was being murdered from all the shrieking and stampeding people coming out of the car.

A potentially incredible opportunity fell into my lap today.

At 9:05am I was ready to pull my hair out and by 9:30 I was all giddy with the excitement of new experiences. Don’t want to jinx myself, by my frustration with not liking what I’m working on may be solved with an extremely small amount if effort and work quite well to my advantage. Leverage, y’all.

Fingers crossed.

Sleeping in past 9am
Homemade breakfast burritos
Long run through East River Park in beautiful weather
Mexican food linner at 4pm with frozen sangria
Dive bar cheap pitchers with littlejbigworld
Stanley Cup playoffs

If the Caps had won it would have been pretty much perfect.

How there are not routine rage murders at the post offices here is beyond me. I’ve been standing in a line to pick up a package for 40 minutes watching the employees plod along back there like there isn’t a 25 person line out here.